You just about covered all the bases. As far as the Dolphins go, I could care less. The Miami Dolphins winning or losing certainly does not make South Florida a better or worse place to live. The 3rd world people here on the other hand are out of control. These people never owned a car and come here and are handed a drivers license. If they miss their exit, they just back up, ON THE EXPRESSWAY! When it rains, they put their emergency flashers on (who told them this was an acceptable practice is beyond me). If they need to drop someone off or pick them up, they do it in the middle of the road. They just stop and have a conversation while creating a backup, and if you honk your horn, you are an asshole and they give you the finger and curse you out. You CAN NOT use your turn signal in Miami, people will speed up to purposely block you from merging, changing lanes, etc. People here MUST stop anytime there is something on the side of the road, wrecker truck, police car, ambulance, even if it’s in the opposite lanes of traffic. This creates a traffic jam 10 miles long and people seem perfectly happy to sit in it so they can see what happended. Most, NOT ALL, of the latin people here think their shit doesn’t stink and that they are the the best thing to ever happen to Miami. Strangely enough, latins in other places don’t act like this, or at least not to the exteme they do here. I travel a lot, and have been to every state in the country, and none of them suck like Florida. Even when flying, you can tell when you are in, or on, a flight to or from South Florida. I was flying home this last Saturday and was in Atlanta Int’l getting ready to board my connecting flight to Miami. I was in Zone 5, and when my zone was called I got in line. There was some kind of delay in boarding, and after zone 6, they called all zones all seats. Do you think the rest of the people got in the line? Of course not, said a passenger standing next to me, this flight is headed for Miami. About 50 people literally pushed there way into the front of the line and I stood there saying what the f**k is wrong with you people? Getting off, the same thing in reverse. Before the seat belt sign was even turned off, people were getting up trying to be the first ones off the plane. Then you see them standing in baggage claim waiting just like you. The people here are the most ignorant and low class I have ever seen or dealt with. I am actively looking for a house and a job in Arizona and Texas. The ONLY thing keeping me in this miserable place is my job. I will leave the instant I find one out of this place. I have lived here for 38 years, all of my life, and can’t take it any more. Now, you may say I am racist. In fact, every woman I have ever dated was latin, including my ex-wife. So, NO. I am not a racist, I am just prejudice against the STUPID, IGNORANT, 3rd WORLD, NON-ENGLISH speaking MORONS who live here. They have absolutely ruined Miami, and I always tell people from other places to NOT visit Miami. IT SUCKS!!!
OneLuvGurl
· 1 year ago
@Greg :S Ooof! I can't wait to get out of here, too! It all comes down to money, which besides your friggin' life force, South Florida sucks it right out of you. I have to win the lotto or find a rich relative to get outta here!
Comedy Plus
· 1 year ago
Don't move to California then. You will go from Cubans to Mexicans and the theme is still the same. I hate California as much as you hate Florida. Enough said. Have a great day. :)
I find it amusing that you know so many things and precisely at that, that you hate about your city.
Joe
· 9 months ago
Arrogrant Cubans destroyed Southflorida.
chris
· 9 months ago
south florida used to be paradise and now it's rampant with crack, crime and more corrupt cops than anywhere else. Not a day goes by that there isn't more violence or another story of a bad seed cop. I left there too and never returned, and never plan to again
Joe
· 9 months ago
Wow, i just took time to actually read your list, and it was dead on. The only thing i would add, is that even the nice condo, and apartments have serious mold problems. In fact, most make you sign a disclosure form, so you cant sue them when you become sick. The second thing that i would add, is the huge amounts of tickets, and towing that they do in Miami, because of so few space for parking.
The most stressful time in my life was spent in Miami. But by far, the most stressful part was living among the racit Cubans, who do nothing but strut back and forth. Lil "Scarfaces" wanna-be.
HOWIE
· 8 months ago
You pretty much covered all the bases about southeastern florida.The only thing you left out is the fact that the terrain is horrible.We live in a freakin swamp here.It is not stimulating or uplifting at all.The big 5 reasons imho;People,crime and corruption,cost of living,weather and topography.The area is literally and figuratively flat.
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The most stressful time in my life was spent in Miami. But by far, the most stressful part was living among the racit Cubans, who do nothing but strut back and forth. Lil "Scarfaces" wanna-be.